This is not the type of workday I need to be distracted. However, the following good (nay, SPECTACULAR) news came to me via a tweet from Martellus Bennett of all people. Which is bananas. And something tells me you’d be nothing less than disappointed should I not say something.
Readers, this round of dirty martinis is on me.
Dallas signs Austin, Coleman, Hannah
Cowboys re-sign wide receiver Miles Austin
No idea who those other two fools are, but it’s whatever, the more the merrier. Maybe this will help me sleep better, something needs to. Cause I’m about to hurt someone.
